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The White Gorilla
Reviewed by Edward Larsen Terkelsen
USA,
1945, 62 m, NR
Directed by Harry L. Fraser. Stars Ray Corrigan, Lorraine Miller, George J.
Lewis, et al.
The
White Gorilla gives us two
jungle flicks for the price of one. The first features stuntman (and frequent
primate player) Ray “Crash” Corrigan as Steve Collins, an intrepid African
explorer hell-bent on hunting down and wasting the ivory ape that savagely
mauled him sometime before the opening credits. As he tends to his wounds,
Collins relates the picture’s second yarn to us through some sweaty
reminiscences that take on the shape of a grainy silent projected at the wrong
speed. It’s all pretty boring stuff, but I managed to squirrel away a few
images before nodding off: a wigged-out voodoo priestess, a towering statue of
Cyclops with arms that can be swung up and down by a crank, and an enigmatic
white boy who holds some sort of spell over the jungle’s beasties. What’s
maddening is that not a single frame of this “back story” has anything to do
with the titular simian. Actually, the flashbacks are culled from a 1927
ten-part serial named Perils of the Jungle,
which starred Frank Merrill (from the long-lost Tarzan
the Mighty) and was written by The
White Gorilla scribe Harry L. Fraser. Compared to the scenes that make up
the present day action in the underfinanced The
White Gorilla, the production values for the Perils
of the Jungle clips look downright lavish, and there are stunts involving
packs of bloodthirsty lions and rampaging elephants that must’ve been
dangerous as all get-out to shoot. (This truncated edition of Perils may be your only opportunity to view it; there’s allegedly
a color-tinted 16mm print locked way at UCLA, but as of this writing there’s
no plan to distribute it.) As incompatible as these two flicker shows are,
Fraser and company try to link them up by slotting new reaction shots of
Corrigan into the older footage. So, lucky us, we get to spend an awful lot of
time watching “Crash” take in the action as he crouches behind this tree or
that bush, which is pretty much all he had to do as the love-struck ape in White Pongo. Obviously, Collins is
helpless to come to the rescue of his jungle buddies as they fall into one
horrible scrape after another because their scenes were shot almost twenty years
earlier! Now, I know the use of grimy stock footage is damn near compulsory
for B-grade jungle fare like this, but before now I’ve never seen it
account for more than half of a film’s running time. Worse, some shots are
recycled two times or better. There’s also an overabundance of jungle noises
on the soundtrack lest you forget where this wretched bore takes place.
I
don’t know whose bright idea it was to cast Corrigan in the lead role here,
but he’s about as compelling as watching two tsetse flies make whoopee. And
the wooden narration he’s given to help make sense out of the hopelessly
patchwork plot is made even more mind-numbing by his bland, monotone delivery.
It’s easy to see here why Corrigan spent most of his acting career sweating
beneath a monkey mask, though those of you who enjoy watching him ape apes will
be happy to learn that in this movie he gets to don the same lousy costume he
wore in White Pongo. Oh, the horror,
the horror! The White Gorilla also gives us two Ray Corrigan performances
for the price of one!
Directed
by Fraser, who gave us equally forgettable tripe such as Jungle Menace with Frank Buck in 1937 and Jungle Man with Buster Crabbe in 1941, The White Gorilla is nothing more than a gauche Z-grade quickie
designed for the sole purpose of making money. But since the film has fallen
into public domain (it doesn’t surprise me that nobody cared enough to renew
the copyright), nary a penny you spend on any one of the countless VHS or DVD
versions floating around will go to these con-artists’ estates. At long last
the public gets to stick it to these avaricious so-and-sos.
So
why was Collins molested by the albino galoot anyway? Intolerance, gentle
reader. You see, the other apes ostracized poor whitey because of the color of
his fur, and that’s what turned him into such an ill-tempered prick. (Call it
white gorilla’s burden.) And how does any of this story relate to the one
lifted from Perils of the Jungle? Hey, if the filmmakers themselves
couldn’t figure it out, how in the name of Corrigan’s cornhole do you expect
me to?
June
19, 2007
© Copyright 2007 by Edward Larsen Terkelsen. All rights reserved.
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